Mine's a pair of ridiculous delights. I was gifted each of these separately and intentionally (rather than by randomness) and really, my life is better for it.
Part 1: The "existential crisis duck lamp". I feel you, duck.

Part 2: The tortilla blanket. The world needs to know how soft and wonderful these are. And with a tagline line "become the burrito you always wanted to be" and this absurd photo of a dog wrapped up in one, how can you go wrong?

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Emily Kammerer
Manager - Telephony Systems
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